The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Asia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Space Bar of Agoraphobic | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Anchiornis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Blueberry Java | Corporate Bordello | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Confucian Meritocracy of Chinese Confederacy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “仁, 義, 禮, 智, 信” | |
| 5. |  The Girl of the Month of Daily Honey | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kim Hyunjin” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Dannykills | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Tick Tick Boom” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Frictochy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Party-Police State of Hei Mao Jing Zhang | Corrupt Dictatorship | “脚步迈得多轻健, 透出侦探家的精明, 虎视耽耽查敌情, 留下威武矫健的身影” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Klam | Moralistic Democracy | “Rise to your expectations” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Lol bot | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “U be serious?” |
