The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Australia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Australian Capital Territory | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For the Queen, the Law, and the People” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Kingdom of Australia and Zealand and Papua | New York Times Democracy | “Work, Wealth, Wisdom” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of AyersRock | Left-wing Utopia | “Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of CoffeeSqueeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We like coffee” | |
| 5. |  The Dual Singularity of Concordant Opposition | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “one equals zero” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Cyberkoala | Capitalist Paradise | “The city of dreams” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Fidionia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “With wealth there must be empathy” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN46 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Heaven Gate | Corrupt Dictatorship | “For God's Forgiveness” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of INXS | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We All Have Wings - Some of Us Dont Know Why” |
