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The Fattest Citizens in Entity of Violation of International Law

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Entity of Violation of International Law is ranked 707^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Theocratic Dictatorship of Pepsire	Corporate Police State	“Big Big Chungus ! Big Chungus ! Big Chungus !”
2.	The Borderlands of 4channy	Anarchy	“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”
3.	The Space Center of LSMB	Left-wing Utopia	“Jusqu'aux étoiles pour la gloire !”