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The Most Primitive in Gatesville

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Gatesville is ranked 841^st in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sprout-growing Duchy of Santo Lat	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Pardon?”
2.	The Confederacy of Gate Fences Make Gates	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Also, neighbors.”