The Most Rebellious Youth in Gay
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Socialist Republic of Genesis Fifteen | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas et aequalitas omnibus” | |
| 2. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | Left-wing Utopia | “Moon, shine down” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” | |
| 4. |  The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Senshu | Left-wing Utopia | “Even the stones are moved” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Lancs | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pride” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Tosler | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberty, Equality, Compassion, and Democracy” | |
| 8. |  The Collective Minds of Marsaries | Civil Rights Lovefest | “PTFC” | |
| 9. |  The Bubbly Community of Duodez | Left-wing Utopia | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 10. |  The Bakery of Gender rolls | Left-wing Utopia | “Eat gender rolls, don't live by them” |
