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The Fattest Citizens in Indian Mars

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Indian Mars is ranked 775^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Authoritarian Dictatorship of Gamdial	Corporate Police State	“Work and Earn”
2.	The Kingdom of Claderlang	Corporate Bordello	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
3.	The Piggy Bank of KAE China 4	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Colony of KAE, Colony of KAE, Colony of KAE, Colony of”
4.	The Republic of HM1	New York Times Democracy	“Nsjs”
5.	The Commonwealth of Calcutta Company	Left-wing Utopia	“Trade of the Orient”
6.	The Unitary Republic of Great Indian Subcontinent	Democratic Socialists	“Unity in Diversity”