The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Lair of the Dragon
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of 14W | Capitalist Paradise | “Prima gli italiani” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Aamanar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Be an AK47” | |
| 3. |  The Natalizio of Agencourt | Left-Leaning College State | “Your ballot is printed on every reciept you were passed” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of AGStralia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “SBK Thought is the the Sun that Shines Forever” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Akaristana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Живи,трудись,борись, люби!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Aksenqia | Moralistic Democracy | “Flow like the tide, with the wind.” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Alien lander | Democratic Socialists | ““We declare war”” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Anasilia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What are human rights again?” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of Anaste Amans | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Dictatorship of Andervon | Corporate Police State | “Peace is the choice until it cant be a decision” |
