The Fattest Citizens in New Western Atlantic
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, New Western Atlantic is ranked 5,571st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic People's Queendom of Corsoaua | Corporate Police State | “It's Pronounced Course-Ow” | |
| 2. |  The United Republic States of Wentsworth | Father Knows Best State | “Out of the many, rise the few” | |
| 3. |  The United Republic of Heisenbee | Father Knows Best State | “Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Your opinion? Couldn't care less.” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of Mimaya | Father Knows Best State | “Family, Dominance, Strength” | |
| 6. |  The Sovereign Rule of Aestorn | Authoritarian Democracy | “Nzappa zap” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Blaaveres Combon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Clock | Free-Market Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The TNP Sanctioned Curer of Dynomo Mk14 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Surely some revelation is at hand” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of DEA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
