The Most Secular in New Western Atlantic
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sovereign Rule of Aestorn | Democratic Socialists | “Nzappa zap” | |
| 2. |  The Impireach Cheilteach of Ierna | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tá ár lá tar éis teacht” | |
| 3. |  The Irenic Empire of Laurennia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From ashes to fire” | |
| 4. |  The Yuqi Dynasty of Corsoaua | Corporate Police State | “It's Pronounced Course-Ow” | |
| 5. |  The United Republic of Heisenbee | Father Knows Best State | “Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.” | |
| 6. |  The State of Ostermeer | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Frieden, Recht, Freiheit” | |
| 7. |  The United Republic States of Wentsworth | Father Knows Best State | “Out of the many, rise the few” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Diand | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Serene Forest of Suternia | New York Times Democracy | “Peaceful” | |
| 10. |  The Infinite Empire of Angea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “A true empire knows no bounds.” |
