The Most Patriotic in Nudist Dreamland
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 14,292nd in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of SSN78 | Moralistic Democracy | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 2. |  The Satanic Mechanics of TranSexy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “He had a certain naive charm, but no.. muscle!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 4. |  The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Siri Picks a Random Issue Answer” | |
| 5. |  The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I just want to be wonderful” | |
| 6. |  The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Je maintiendrai” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of The Supreme Leader Alcuin | Capitalist Paradise | “he's opping” | |
| 8. |  The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Wailing Grannies | Mother Knows Best State | “демократія” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Nudist Republic of Nuraria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Éducation, liberté, nudité” |
