The Highest Crime Rates in Scandinavia
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Scandinavia is ranked 15,797th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Springtime of Sheitlands Atoll | Capitalist Paradise | “God hates every false way” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Scanada | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of ACONFESSION | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Violence is risen up into a rod of wickedness:” | |
| 4. |  The Empty of Gunfire | Corporate Bordello | “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Traannhjaem | Corporate Police State | “Uten en Fortid, Er det Ingen Framtid” | |
| 6. | The Community of Maeshowe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Misery Ridge | Capitalist Paradise | “Psalms 137” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Vallmokullen | Anarchy | “På toppen av vallmokullen finner ni sanningen” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Scandinavian Card Vault | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Unofficial Collection of Scandinavian Cards” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of James Baldwin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live Free or Not At All” |
