The Highest Crime Rates in Texas
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Texas is ranked 10,224th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 2. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Democracy | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 6. |  The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz | Capitalizt | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston | Capitalist Paradise | “The First President of the Republic of Texas” | |
| 8. |  The Devout Zealots of Democratic Paramore | Corporate Bordello | “In Nation States...Ask for forgiveness, not permission.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of The Papal States | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” |
