The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Infinite Army
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Arstotskiano 13 | Moralistic Democracy | “Arstotskiano Arstoing” | |
| 2. | The Very Arstotskianian Puppet of Arstotskiano 14 | Moralistic Democracy | “Arstotskiano Arstoing” | |
| 3. | The Very Arstotskianian Puppet of Arstotskiano 15 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Arstotskiano Arstoing” | |
| 4. | The Republic of BOROSILICATE GLASS | Moralistic Democracy | “It's tough!” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Burves with Curves | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Bewitchingly beautiful” | |
| 6. | The Republic of CROWN GLASS | Corporate Bordello | “It’s used for glasses!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of DragoE 18th Army Division | Father Knows Best State | “Fear Me” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of DragoE 21st Army Division | Father Knows Best State | “Fear Me” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of DragoE 22nd Army Division | Father Knows Best State | “Fear Me” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of DragoE 23rd Army Division | Father Knows Best State | “Fear Me” |
