The Nudest in The Maritimes
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 404th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Canada Jack | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vive le Canada libre !” | |
| 3. |  The Fiefdom of Stewiacke | Left-wing Utopia | “L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.” | |
| 4. |  The Sacred Fire of Centre Street | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Tracadie | Left-wing Utopia | “Ne vas pas au supermarché quand tu as faim.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie | Left-wing Utopia | “L'Union fait la force.” | |
| 7. |  The Dream of Toney River | Left-wing Utopia | “Pictou County is the centre of the universe.” | |
| 8. |  The Joy Forever of Rocky Mountain Ranger | Left-wing Utopia | “Forever” | |
| 9. |  The Cold Land of The Ice House | Left-wing Utopia | “The Maritimes Forever!” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Tower Road | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is good.” |
