The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Valhalla
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain” | |
| 2. |  The Transitional Queendom of Gadsdenian Gingerlands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All we did was listen.” | |
| 3. |  The Vrolondia of GRO II | Capitalist Paradise | “through Fire and Metal” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of KittenHaven | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Love shall overcome all adversity” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” | |
| 6. |  The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon | Corrupt Dictatorship | “💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦” | |
| 7. |  The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
| 8. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan | Moralistic Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 9. |  The Sultanate of The Urkerrith | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. |  The Student Body of Valhalla High School | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Orange Nation” |
