The Largest Governments in Valhalla
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon | Corrupt Dictatorship | “💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of The Urkerrith | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of KittenHaven | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Love shall overcome all adversity” | |
| 4. |  The Student Body of Valhalla High School | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Orange Nation” | |
| 5. |  The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain” | |
| 6. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan | Moralistic Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 7. |  The Transitional Queendom of Gadsdenian Gingerlands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All we did was listen.” | |
| 8. |  The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Yclept | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can call me Ray...” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” |
