The Smartest Citizens in Valhalla
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Student Body of Valhalla High School | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Orange Nation” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of KittenHaven | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Love shall overcome all adversity” | |
| 3. |  The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain” | |
| 4. |  The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon | Corrupt Dictatorship | “💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan | Moralistic Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 6. |  The Vrolondia of GRO II | Capitalist Paradise | “through Fire and Metal” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Yclept | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can call me Ray...” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” | |
| 9. |  The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
| 10. |  The Sultanate of The Urkerrith | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Right” |
