The Safest in Ztorque
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Ztorque is ranked 24,354th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Extremely Feminine Nation of Wollybutt | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Nothing happens until something moves!” | |
| 2. |  The New Year of Annondor | Psychotic Dictatorship | “truth is what stands the test of experience” | |
| 3. |  The Autonomous Construct of Massive Mechanical | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Forever making things massive and mechanical.” | |
| 4. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” |
