The Safest in Asia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Asia is ranked 12,110th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Whims | Left-Leaning College State | “Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War” | |
| 2. |  The Confucian Meritocracy of Chinese Confederacy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “仁, 義, 禮, 智, 信” | |
| 3. |  The Party-Police State of Hei Mao Jing Zhang | Corrupt Dictatorship | “脚步迈得多轻健, 透出侦探家的精明, 虎视耽耽查敌情, 留下威武矫健的身影” | |
| 4. |  The Space Bar of Agoraphobic | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of United Lysia Gernaresset | New York Times Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Lol bot | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “U be serious?” | |
| 7. |  The Cloud of Rain | Democratic Socialists | “Wet wet wet” | |
| 8. |  The Meow Mixtape of Sneaky Kittens Land | Authoritarian Democracy | “uwu” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Nath Sen Vojer | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of Si Ye Cao De Huang Xiang | Moralistic Democracy | “The best lack all conviction” |
