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The Most Primitive in Enewetak Atoll

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Enewetak Atoll is ranked 6,262^nd in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Lazy Legion of Kryc	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.”
2.	The Sultanate of Sobbing Evil Turtle	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Turtle tears make everything okay...”