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His Rotundity needs a new neck tie. The problem is finding one big enough for His neck!

me like dragons

Tubbius the Fat has just finished another lunch with Mrs. Tubbius. Mmmmph!

The Reestablishment of Nimarican Autarky
The Nation finding itself no longer in Pluto, has found a increasing hostility between the current capitalistic nations of the new world. As international pressure weight against us economic indepedance must be achieved. All of Nimaric efforts will be put in the revival of the Agriculture and Trout Fishing with the sizable Defense force to hold it's weight.

In other news, Nimarican News will now make it's GLORIOUS return for all entertainment and integrity focuses.
Just in, Nimaric skies are expected to be sunny weather 250 hours per day in average. Bring a umbrella as the chances of rain has increased 10 fold.
Nimarican Cops are shown to have Canadian ancestry more than the average Nimarican.
The Declining Culture of Nimaric still find the new world food as a bio-hazard.
Nimaric has openly fired against unnamed battleship vessel in land after sudden teleportation.
The Government has a 50 step tutorial for washing hands of corruption and germs.
The Nimarican Armed Force in coordination with the Nimarican Space Force has declared their intention to stretch their legs in enemy no mans land.
Research has indicated that Nimarican Nukes are on average 200% more likely to accept gay mechanics for maintenance.
Non-horny eagles has been considered as a imminent issue than the increasingly declining international communication.
Army Doctors are trained like veterinarians in combat. Versatile and Imaginative with their make-shift syringes.
People immigrating to Nimaric finds their residency permit in churches performing divine intervention
Yajod Odniarjoy personally donated 20 kidneys to nearest hospital in need to remain calm after foreign thugs' criticizes his policy drunk.
Nimaricans personally has a stop sign in arms reach for the next political revolution.
Nimaric Military Spending receives a allowance from Parliament for Unicorn Battleships inspired by My Little Pony.

Nimaric wrote:

Always old friend, It seems you have completed your long awaited circular transformation. Great news,

This sleeping nations is falling more to eternal slumber each day. As time slowly dilates... I'm afraid that one day, my last message may be sent for time memorial.

One day life will end us all. It is the nature of it all. Rejoice and weep. Cry and laugh. For it comes for us all

Neeshta wrote:

Scaling is important I agree, it’s like in Warhammer 40k where battles involving whole planets have casualties in the millions or less. Millions is a lot, but that should be trillions or more especially in that setting
Maybe those aircraft carriers could build a crazy bridge for his army to invade across

if we get enough aircraft carriers together we could just build a floating airport.

Good night

I am literally collecting banners like they are Pokemon cards

Aligned City-States of South America wrote:

One day life will end us all. It is the nature of it all. Rejoice and weep. Cry and laugh. For it comes for us all

Except our Dear Leader! We’re working on a way to preserve his glorious, brotherly Socialist dad bod so that the Revolution continues forever! He’s pretty sure that the strength of the People keeps him young.

We’re pretty sure it’s the curry he’s been favoring.

The New Michiganian State wrote:

I'm going to kill myself trying to work on factbooks I swear.

Or just write them, that usually works better.

Tubbius the Rotund is about to eat buffet at Pizza Tubb!

Agaqiniala wrote:

I am literally collecting banners like they are Pokemon cards

Some here since the last update, although a quite proportion of them are (for my RP) never to be collected and a few quite annoying to not be already unlocked.