«12. . .58,60358,60458,60558,60658,60758,60858,609. . .79,79879,799»
Huzzah the smell of melted flesh and xp! :D wait NO SOMEONE SAVE THE CAKE IM OUT OF ACTION TURNS
You snatch the gift just in time to avoid getting your fingers caught in the blaze. The other two gifts have been revealed as a stuffed goblin and a chocolate caek. Do you still open it?
I Konsume the gifts
Denied. You used all your action points for the next five sessions on Konsuming the goat back in the city of Aizermenia.
Yes, and I open it with my back to Kaiser because I know that dude is sketchy.
You eagerly tear open the frail cardboard and ribbon to reveal a truly wondrous surprise.
A bomb!
Rocks fall, everyone dies. Everyone, roll up a new character sheet.
I knew I should never trust poorly dressed penguins! That is definitely something Volaworand would send me.
Divine intervention, I am the God of Bears, Cinder is alive with 1 hp.
the bomb doesn't even kill you, it's just some random rocks that have nothing to do with anything
also, you're outside
Ugh, fine. Everyone lives with one HP. There is a door to the next room. Do you open it?
I eat the caek, penguin, and goblins.
Too late. You're alive with one hit point and about to enter the next room. Keep up next time, Jerry.
I eat the next room.
Surprisingly, the next room is too large to fit in your stomach. You succeed, however, in consuming the entirety of the door to it, revealing its contents. Everyone, roll for perception.
Wersh, Aivintis, and Saint Cinder
One hour.
11.
Plus one.
So 12.
In the next room, you see three roasted penguiblins, the remnants of a stuffed gobliguin and a vanilla caek, and a suspiciously untouched bombshell, fuse still unlit. Some further exploration reveals the bodies of three adventurers under fallen rocks on the far side of the room.
haha got an 18 u smell
not that i'm in the scene i think but i rolled better than you
Pakitsk, Aivintis, and Saint Cinder
I eat the bombshell.
Pakitsk and Saint Cinder
Congratulations! You have rolled high enough to realize that the fourth wall is a lie, a shambling farce pushed upon us by the capricious whims of uncaring gods!
Oh, and you see that Aivintis has twenty bucks in his pocket.
Euricanis, Wersh, Aivintis, and Saint Cinder
I'm proud to announce that all zombies have been eradicated from the Empire of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades. Only a 577th of the original population remains, but I can still call it a victory.
I wish.
Pakitsk and Saint Cinder
:o
you know the random character sheet i made is a rogue, right
«12. . .58,60358,60458,60558,60658,60758,60858,609. . .79,79879,799»
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