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As Nisa gives him a massage, he begins to ask some questions. "I'm sorry... what... the IEIA? Assigned agent? Who are you working for and what makes you think the IEIA did this to me?"
The radio broadcast is mundane noise in his head for most of the time he spends with Nisa, when all of a sudden through the mumbles and Nisa's purrs a line of numbers cuts into his mind.
18.
10.
Donald's migraine comes back in full force.
24.
25.
99.
His brain feels like it has exploded in his head.
17.
36.
His vision begins to turn red.
Donald's mind shuts off and retreats into the recesses of his head. In its place now resides a primal monster of rage and fury. Before Nisa can realise what's happening, he immediately starts to thrash around like a wild animal and lets out a blood-curdling scream. The more he moves, the more the bounds she strapped to him begin to stretch and break.
"Those numbers again are 18, 10..."
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Damn you Cartos and not let there be underground cities! How else am I meant to carry on the legacy of Durin and reclaim the Mines of Moria!
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His eyes are green, sunken into their sockets and.. Are those scales on his face? The young man who had only been brought to serve as translator for the courts of France who in their petulance refused to learn the dagonic tongue wished to ask the prophet why he looked so malformed but he dared not upset the man who could bring the might of Dagon upon him.
To his surprise the Prophet spoke in a deep raspy voice “I see that thee look upon me like new subjects look upon mine armies of Dagonspawn, I know my visage is.. Unnatural the power invested unto me by Father Dagon is immense and my mortal flesh was not properly prepared for it. Thus my form twists, my eyes sink, flesh weakens to the point where bones stick out and my skin slowly becomes like scales.”
He pauses for a moment breathing in then out “But make no mistake my power will make Europa shake if they do not cease sending these pointless crusades.” Silence filled the carriage as it stopped the Prophet flicked his hand and the door opened “Boy. Go and find out what the issue is.”
The young man stepped out while the rain continued to pour….
Welcome Urbstatem, Marxist Singapore, Hiiidude, Hakuun, East Pacific Sovereign Armada, The chingis horde, Hey Maun, Ho Chi Minh Land, New Evarly Ind, Migrassol, Tabascos, Easton capitol, Zone Enrichment, Duntudre, Road to Mars, Gorbort, Kochandol, Kingassa, Yaran territories to your home, The East Pacific.
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Read dispatchWelcome to the Census page.The East Pacific census collects, analyses and displays various statistics and points of interest. The vast majority of the information collected and displayed here is automated. This information is collected to help keep track of important information and data, which can be used to ensure we are meeting targets and are performing adequately as a region. This data is also used to gauge the performance of our REWARD Program. As the content in this dispatch is automated, please do not edit it manually.
Regional StatisticsThis Week
Last Week
Change
Nations in Region
5124
5233
-109
WA Nations in Region
605
607
-2
Nations in WA %
11.81
11.6
+2%
Hussar CensusThis Week
Last Week
Change
Hussars of the East
22
18
+4
% of Nations
3.64%
2.97%
+23%
Winged Hussars
13
11
+2
% of Nations
2.15%
1.81%
+19%
Delegate EndorsementsThis Week
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Change
Endorsements
425
426
-1
% of Region
70.25
70.18
0%
Endorsements Given
600
603
-3
% of Region
70.25
70.18
0%
Vizier EndorsementsNation
Endorsements This Week
Endorsements Last Week
Change
Endorsements Given
379
388
-9
451
378
385
-7
491
349
358
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359
367
371
-4
597
320
327
-7
101
44
33
+11
44
352
359
-7
592
392
401
-9
535
366
375
-9
508
361
369
-8
600
324
329
-5
535
Discord CensusThe East Pacific
This Week
Last Week
Change
Members
1439
1441
-2
Messages
2602
3176
-574
RMB Cafeteria
This Week
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Change
Members
119
115
4
Messages
5112
8719
-3607
TEP Urth RP
This Week
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Change
Members
306
306
0
Messages
651
1624
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SummaryWelcome to the East Pacific! We are one of the oldest regions out there, with 20 years of experience. We have a lot to offer, including two current tech roleplays and an accessible legislature and executive.
You are reading STEP, The East's guide to NationStates. Each dispatch contains a summary and then more detailed explanations, including screenshots and detailed insights from our experienced players. If you're new, we recommend reading every dispatch in order, but you can also read them independently of one another.
You have either been founded in a frontier or a feeder, two types of regions which accept new nations. If you find yourself in the East Pacific, please read this guide! If you aren't in the East Pacific, go to The East Pacific and scroll down until you see "Move [YOUR NATION] to the East Pacific."
You'll be seeing a lot of recruitment Telegrams, which can get spammy and annoying pretty quickly. To disable recruitment telegrams, head to Settings > Telegrams > Preferences > Block All under "Recruitment".
Nations receive issues once every six hours. Some issues spawn card packs, which contain cards ranked by rarity that you can retain, trade or sell.
Got questions? Telegram Delegate Merlovich.
IntroductionHello and welcome to NationStates, and the East Pacific. You are currently reading STEP, our guide designed to get you jump started in the game. If you're like other newbies, you'll probably have many questions about how everything works. This guide, lovingly written by our hospitality team, is designed to answer all of your questions, and more. If you want to get a quick summary of things and then get launched into things, you will get the jist of things by reading the summaries on top of these dispatches, however our dispatches aim to be short and accessible while also going into enough detail, so we recommend you read them in full.
If you have any questions, we have multiple government members that are willing to answer them! Feel free to ask on the regional message board, or telegram our Delegate, they will be happy to answer any question you might have!
About Us: The East PacificThe East Pacific is one of five feeder regions who share fifty percent of all new spawns, with the other fifty percent going to frontiers, regions founded by users which also accept new nations, trading guaranteed security for the privilege. If you've let your nation go inactive and Cease to Exist, and then logged back in, you have likely spawned in one of three restorer regions, which are designed to rehabilitate nations that have returned after a brief period of absence.
If you're reading this, it is likely that you have been founded in the East Pacific, however, if you haven't you are still more than welcome to join, and we would love to have you on board. To move, you should go to the East Pacific's regional page, scroll down until you see the Move [YOUR NATION] to the East Pacific and then click on it.
The East Pacific is an active democracy, and participation can be enjoyed by all that seek to contribute in good faith. If you're interested in joining, STEPs Three onwards will take you through applying to the East Pacific.
TelegramsMany regions send you automated recruitment telegrams in an attempt to get you to join their region. There are a lot of these, and it can get spammy and overwhelming fast. Thankfully, NationStates has given you a way to block Telegrams you don't want. To do this, you need to click on the settings button, which is usually found in the top bar of the page.
If you then scroll down to telegrams and go to preferences, you'll see a grid which looks something like this:
Our recommended settings are as follows, however, you are free to choose whatever you want. "Allow Some" occasionally allows telegrams in, and "Allow Most" blocks some. If you click the "block all" for recruitment, your nation will stop receiving the large volume of recruitment telegrams. Keep in mind that your inbox can only hold twenty telegrams.
Issues and CardsIssues are problems that you need to handle, and they impact your nations statistics and rankings abroad. Initially you get a higher rate of issues like normal, however, once you've played the game for a while, you only get one issue every six hours. As long as you abide by general decorum, the East Pacific does not penalise you for the way you answer issues - we're a big community, and your type of nation reflects that.
There is no "correct" way to answer issues, only the way that you want to. Every issue changes your statistics, and some might change your national policy. If you want to, there are websites such as this one that give you the general trend in issue outcomes, however using these aren't necessary and you should only do it if you find it fun!
Issues sometimes generate cards. Cards are minted irregularly and are a snapshot of a nation, divided into various classes of rarity, from common to legendary. Cards can be bought, sold and traded on the market.
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YouTube has decided that the housing market is broken forever, so it's just recommending me videos on how to turn absurdly tiny spaces into functional apartments.
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The first step is literally always to get a frame made of "galvanized square steel" (exact words in every video) and weld that to the side of the building to expand the space.
And then you borrow "expansion screws from your aunt" (also exact words in every video) to bolt the frame to the wall.
As if such a thing would be legal.
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i’m convinced youtube thinks i’m afab or it just doesn’t bother tailoring certain ads
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If I can afford a 3x3 meter frame made out of purely galvanized steel, I can afford more than a 0.1 square meter apartment.
Oh, and "Wood veneers, durable for 10,000 years" would also be more expensive than just getting an actual f*cking apartment.
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B- But, the house pwrices...
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Housing prices are bad, but they're not that bad.
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You ever seen the "coffin homes" in Hong Kong? It's some dystopian stuff man.
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terreich und preussen merlo said u needa giv me all info about the bridge or he will banject u forever and marry your mother
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Yeah I think so
the one where that screenshot was taken anyways
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*crickets chirp*
*Tumbleweed rolls*
Hey... where'd everybody go?
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