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i have to go to bed now, nighty night amigos

Vol.3 of Crude Short Jokes is out now

Awqnia and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Maneiras wrote:
Giggling, she puts her gun down and crossed her legs, leaning forward towards the brigadier, as if trying to appear less threatening, “Call me Nisa,” she smiled, “I am your assigned agent. My people have told me you've been manipulated by someone in the IEIA, and I think those migraines you've been having might be related.”

Nisa have at this point tried her best to keep a friendly attitude with the brigadier, of which is met with hostilities. Maybe it was because of some rude remarks from time to time, but come on, don't Donald appreciate the warmth she had given him as he sleeps? All of these thoughts run through Nisa's mind.

Hmm, maybe if I treat him like a kid maybe he'll listen.

And with this assumption, unarmed with but her own claws, she approached Donald from behind and patted him on the shoulders, this turned into a hug. “Sorry for kidnapping you, Donald, duty calls y'know, I can't refuse it.” she spoke softly.

However as she is comforting the irritated brigadier, the radio from across the room turns on. It's a sunday, and the weekly lottery winning number was about to be announced. The opening jingle plays out unnoticed by Nisa which have started massaging Donald's neck. And then, as the minutes passed by with the presenter talking plentiful of uninteresting topics, the number was rolled.

“The winning number for this week is; 18-10-84-25-99-17-36!”

As Nisa gives him a massage, he begins to ask some questions. "I'm sorry... what... the IEIA? Assigned agent? Who are you working for and what makes you think the IEIA did this to me?"

The radio broadcast is mundane noise in his head for most of the time he spends with Nisa, when all of a sudden through the mumbles and Nisa's purrs a line of numbers cuts into his mind.

18.

10.

Donald's migraine comes back in full force.

24.

25.

99.

His brain feels like it has exploded in his head.

17.

36.

His vision begins to turn red.

Donald's mind shuts off and retreats into the recesses of his head. In its place now resides a primal monster of rage and fury. Before Nisa can realise what's happening, he immediately starts to thrash around like a wild animal and lets out a blood-curdling scream. The more he moves, the more the bounds she strapped to him begin to stretch and break.

"Those numbers again are 18, 10..."

Illiricium, Maneiras, and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Damn you Cartos and not let there be underground cities! How else am I meant to carry on the legacy of Durin and reclaim the Mines of Moria!

Peatiktist, Osmauri, Liridia, and Benjamin netanyahu pm

The Foraois wrote:Damn you Cartos and not let there be underground cities! How else am I meant to carry on the legacy of Durin and reclaim the Mines of Moria!

what

Peatiktist, The Foraois, and Benjamin netanyahu pm

The horses trot and the wheels turn outside the march of a great host can be heard all the while rain assaults the roof of the carriage with such force that the young man thinks it shall surely break but it does not. He looks in front of him once again taking in the visage of his prophet an old man whose bones seem to be jutting out of his deep purple robe that has seemingly not been washed since the conquest of that castle 79 years ago.

His eyes are green, sunken into their sockets and.. Are those scales on his face? The young man who had only been brought to serve as translator for the courts of France who in their petulance refused to learn the dagonic tongue wished to ask the prophet why he looked so malformed but he dared not upset the man who could bring the might of Dagon upon him.

To his surprise the Prophet spoke in a deep raspy voice “I see that thee look upon me like new subjects look upon mine armies of Dagonspawn, I know my visage is.. Unnatural the power invested unto me by Father Dagon is immense and my mortal flesh was not properly prepared for it. Thus my form twists, my eyes sink, flesh weakens to the point where bones stick out and my skin slowly becomes like scales.”

He pauses for a moment breathing in then out “But make no mistake my power will make Europa shake if they do not cease sending these pointless crusades.” Silence filled the carriage as it stopped the Prophet flicked his hand and the door opened “Boy. Go and find out what the issue is.”

The young man stepped out while the rain continued to pour….

Malachie and Liridia suffer my pinging wrath!!!

Benjamin netanyahu pm

Welcome Urbstatem, Marxist Singapore, Hiiidude, Hakuun, East Pacific Sovereign Armada, The chingis horde, Hey Maun, Ho Chi Minh Land, New Evarly Ind, Migrassol, Tabascos, Easton capitol, Zone Enrichment, Duntudre, Road to Mars, Gorbort, Kochandol, Kingassa, Yaran territories to your home, The East Pacific.

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Glory to the East!

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The Mossians wrote:Send you some previews of jokes before I post them

Alright, I could also give you some insight or ideas as well.

Peatiktist and Benjamin netanyahu pm

New Westmore wrote:One more thing, mate: we dont maintain embassies with fascist regions. Fuk right off and don't ever contact this region again :)

Eh, just one more time to get my fix.

Mmm, this was good. Thank you

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Osmauri wrote:what

You heard me.

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YouTube has decided that the housing market is broken forever, so it's just recommending me videos on how to turn absurdly tiny spaces into functional apartments.

The Foraois, Kastopoli Salegliari, Awqnia, and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Peatiktist wrote:YouTube has decided that the housing market is broken forever, so it's just recommending me videos on how to turn absurdly tiny spaces into functional apartments.

You must listen to them, you never know...

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Peatiktist wrote:YouTube has decided that the housing market is broken forever, so it's just recommending me videos on how to turn absurdly tiny spaces into functional apartments.

The first step is literally always to get a frame made of "galvanized square steel" (exact words in every video) and weld that to the side of the building to expand the space.
And then you borrow "expansion screws from your aunt" (also exact words in every video) to bolt the frame to the wall.

As if such a thing would be legal.

Awqnia and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Peatiktist wrote:YouTube has decided that the housing market is broken forever, so it's just recommending me videos on how to turn absurdly tiny spaces into functional apartments.

i’m convinced youtube thinks i’m afab or it just doesn’t bother tailoring certain ads

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Awqnia wrote:You must listen to them, you never know...

If I can afford a 3x3 meter frame made out of purely galvanized steel, I can afford more than a 0.1 square meter apartment.

Oh, and "Wood veneers, durable for 10,000 years" would also be more expensive than just getting an actual f*cking apartment.

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Peatiktist wrote:If I can afford a 3x3 meter frame made out of purely galvanized steel, I can afford more than a 0.1 square meter apartment.

Oh, and "Wood veneers, durable for 10,00 years" would also be more expensive than just getting an actual f*cking apartment.

B- But, the house pwrices...

Peatiktist and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Awqnia wrote:B- But, the house pwrices...

Housing prices are bad, but they're not that bad.

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Peatiktist wrote:Housing prices are bad, but they're not that bad.

You ever seen the "coffin homes" in Hong Kong? It's some dystopian stuff man.

Peatiktist and Benjamin netanyahu pm

terreich und preussen merlo said u needa giv me all info about the bridge or he will banject u forever and marry your mother

Peatiktist and Benjamin netanyahu pm

Myehn wrote:Which one. Charity’s?

Yeah I think so
the one where that screenshot was taken anyways

Myehn, The Foraois, and Benjamin netanyahu pm

*crickets chirp*
*Tumbleweed rolls*

Hey... where'd everybody go?

Osmauri wrote:Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

New Westmore wrote:What if i ping Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich now? *activates CoryXKenshin voice* Watchu gon' do about it? Whatcha gonna do? Why are you movin-

Brethren wrote:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk&pp=ygUUSm9rZXIgYW5kIGhlcmUgd2UgZ28%3D

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