The Divine Federation of Sanctaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Bethany Greer with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 34.779 billion Sanctarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctus. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sanctarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,403 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,864 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motels cater primarily to adulterers, voting is voluntary, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Sanctaria has found 4 easter eggs), and the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Sanctaria has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanctaria's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Sanctaria.

Sanctaria is ranked 78,973^rd in the world and 21^st in International Democratic Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 218.03 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.