The Haloian Cultist of Swiss Farmer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by New Halo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.544 billion Swiss Farmerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Halo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The strong Swiss Farmerian economy, worth 166 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,864 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 133,557 per year while the poor average 13,115, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Atheists on vacation find Geneva's scriptures make useful doorstops, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, for just a few extra Gold Bars Swiss Farmerians can get new driving records with their new cars, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Swiss Farmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swiss Farmer's national animal is the Haloian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geneva.

Swiss Farmer is ranked 270,122^nd in the world and 1^st in Swiss Card Farm for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.