The Constitutional Democracy of Vulxo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Free Market with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.123 billion Vulxoians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nucleartopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulxoist economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Flopereums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 323,201 Flopereums, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, countless government officials are accused of espionage, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vulxo's national animal is the Desert Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stalkerian.

Vulxo is ranked 284,751^st in the world and 93^rd in Nevadia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.