The United Provinces of Xanneria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.398 billion Xannerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,956 Roundels, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, Xanneria's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, and the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 70,955^th in the world and 11^th in Esportiva for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,179.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.