The United Provinces of Xanneria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.55 billion Xannerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,813 Roundels, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Xanneria's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 5,105^th in the world and 4^th in Esportiva for Rudest Citizens, with 170.19 insults per minute.