The Federation of -United European States- is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 898 million -United European States-ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -United European States-ian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,266 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. -United European States-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-United European States- is ranked 96,383^rd in the world and 56^th in Geopolity for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.