The 🌸 Spring Kingdom 🌸 of Alvazia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Audaz Winiz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 2.632 billion alvazians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvrok. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving alvazian economy, worth 161 trillion Solvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,357 Solvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvazia's national animal is the Rooster of the Alva, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Alvazia is ranked 39,799^th in the world and 99^th in The Wellspring for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.