The Infinite Empire of Angea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Amon with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.345 billion Angeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zero. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion Finis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,692 Finis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Angea is ranked 277,277^th in the world and 31^st in New Western Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.