The Federal Republic of Bresinnia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Filip de Bresinnia with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.31 billion Bresinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyola. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bresinnian economy, worth 157 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,305 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied marten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bresinnia's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Martenism.

Bresinnia is ranked 31,317^th in the world and 11^th in Cedresia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.