The Dictatorship of Eugeniee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eugene with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.627 billion Eugenieeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth 642 trillion WSFSFDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,060 WSFSFDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Eugeniee are not accessible by the public, there's no such thing as a safe bet, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the WINNIE THE POOH, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eugeniee is ranked 276,710^th in the world and 55^th in Cataclyst Order for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.