The Jingoistic States of Nagi3 is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The quiet, industrious population of 105 million Nagi3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nagi3ian economy, worth 3.85 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,644 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagi3's national animal is the porpoise.

Nagi3 is ranked 192,987^th in the world and 6,222^nd in Suspicious for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.