The Republic of Queenlizziestan is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 99 million Queenlizziestanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The very strong Queenlizziestanian economy, worth 6.44 trillion lizzos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,087 lizzos, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Queenlizziestanian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Queenlizziestan's national animal is the dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Queenlizziestan is ranked 61,768^th in the world and 12^th in OrangeJuice for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.