The Empire of Sakhir empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by David Croft with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.835 billion Sakhiras have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Muharraq. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sakhira economy, worth 83.9 trillion Nssidis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,699 Nssidis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act, and Maxverstappensucksism has been named as Sakhir empire's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sakhir empire's national animal is the Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maxverstappensucksism.

Sakhir empire is ranked 94,298^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Mediterranean Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.