The Kravorian Union of The Joeanian Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theta Trion with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.271 billion Kavorias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakertya. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kavoria economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Kavorian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,245 Kavorian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Theta Trion's throne, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and Theta Trion's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Kravorian Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quintism.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 5,991^st in the world and 7^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.