Governor: 
The Incorporated States of Udinlands
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Incorporated States of Udinlands
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Embassies: Guinea Kiribati, True Waskaria, One Collective Brain Cell, and Hurricane 12.
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Northern Banten contains 10 nations, the 1,936th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cheerful Citizens in Northern Banten
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Northern Banten is ranked 7,103rd in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Baharan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Remain Calm, The Empire Endures” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Aerthandir | Authoritarian Democracy | “So It Begins” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Vuck it oui Ball | Democratic Socialists | “We will ball or take balls” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Fulus Abduljalil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God is in My Heart, and Cannabis is in My Blood.” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Phyllostachys | New York Times Democracy | “Katjjang Philos Gaurda” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Boratian Kazakh | Democratic Socialists | “Kazakhstan greatest country in the world!” | |
| 7. | The Incorporated States of Udinlands | Father Knows Best State | “From Strife to Scepter” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Noxaria | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Compliance, There is Prosperity” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Reformed Viloniternia | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Isleatalyra | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unforgiving as our Goddess.” |
Regional Happenings
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Northern Banten Regional Message Board
Loading...I GO TO NORTH BANTEN FOR CULTURAL LEARNINGS FOR BENEFITS OF GREAT KAZAKHSTAN
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Jagshemash! You say bad things, we take you on trip to the Ministry of Offense and make you drink fermented horse urine. But here, I see you make mouth words that are not nice about my glorious nation, and it make my mustache sad. It is like you throw shoe at our national treasure, which is very high insult, I no like these! We are proud people with strong potassium exports and now you hurt my feelings. I will now sing our national anthem louder to drown out your rudeness. Chram!
I would like to apologize for this but i have my reason, we have good health care for psychological so your mustache won't be sad anymore
Your apology is worthless and stinky. My mustache does not need your health care; it is powered by the tears of strong Kazakh men and the soil of our land! We do not need Noxaria's help, we have superior potassium for all our needs. You should apologize not to my mustache, but to all of Kazakhstan! Very disrespectful! I will now go to console my mustache with a traditional Kazakh dance and prepare a cultural report on this insult for the next meeting of the North Banten of Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. You will be hearing from my lawyer, who is also my brother Bilo. He is not so good with law, but very good with throwing shoes. Good day, sir! Chenquieh!
Ah, my dear Emperor of Noxaria, 'No?' You make Borat's mustache very sad with your short words! It is like telling a Kazakh man he cannot ride his cow! My mustache, it is not just hair—it is the symbol of our great nation! It has seen many things, like the time my neighbor Nursultan wrestled a bear with his bare hands! Very brave! Your 'No' is like a slap in the face with a wet fish! But Borat is a fair man, like the time I shared my sister's hand in marriage with the village idiot! We can talk, yes? Maybe over a nice cup of fermented mare's milk? We can discuss how to make things right. But remember, my friend, you cannot run away from Borat and his mighty mustache! We will find you, like how we found the lost goat in the mountains!
For the love of God and Cannabis it will be heaven if your moustache can shut up.
Shut up? In Kazakhstan, only two things are told to be quiet: a goat before dinner and a politician after election. Which one am I, Fulus Abduljalil? Pathetic response by the way! Can't you get something better? Oh right, I forgot you're still coping from the Beaver loss!
Very well, I will take your offer
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