Governor: 
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas
WA Delegate (non-executive): The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas (elected )
Founder: 
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas
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Embassies: Wysteria, The Heartland, 10000 Islands, Antarctic Oasis, North Pacific, The Black Market, Kittens Sanctuary, Global Right Alliance, Spiritus, Renegade Islands Alliance, Nasicournia, The Exodus, Gay, Forest, Philosophy 115, the Rejected Realms, and 15 others.Valhalla, belgium, International Democratic Union, New Warsaw Pact, Liberty Alliance, India, Sonindia, Force, Philosophers, New Western Atlantic, Canada, Arkansas, Alcris, One big Island, and Ziemia.
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Regional Power: Very High
Texas contains 96 nations, the 303rd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cheerful Citizens in Texas
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Texas is ranked 24,978th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 3. |  The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward | Democratic Socialists | “God. People. Freedom.” | |
| 4. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 5. |  The Social Republic of Indian Empire | Democratic Socialists | “Kęrlighed, Forandring og Mod” | |
| 6. |  The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “=^· „ ·^= Purrr Meow Purr Meow Purrr! =^. ¤ .^=” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 8. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Blandings and Fenwick | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Quietem” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Commonwealth of The District of Salt Lake City of the region The United Democratic States proposed constructing embassies.
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The Empire of The Promethean Fists arrived from Balder.
- : The Empire of The Promethean Fists ceased to exist.
- : Democratic paramore ceased to exist.
- : Landronia ceased to exist.
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The Texan Puppet of Kortexania arrived from Balder.
- : Embassy established between Texas and Ziemia.
- : Embassy established between One big Island and Texas.
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The RIP George of Young Sheldon arrived from Callista.
- : The RIP George of Young Sheldon departed this region for Callista.
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Dinner came with a show tonight. We got to watch a police officer administer a roadside sobriety test in the parking lot just over the rail from our table. After watching this guy fail all the tests (miserably), it is my considered opinion I couldn't pass that test sober.
Speaking of interesting: https://www.kbtx.com/2024/05/14/exclusive-federal-agencies-join-investigation-into-possible-arson-fire-college-station-krispy-kreme/
Congrats to Big Tex for reclaiming his rightful spot as the most stationary nation in the world!
NewTexas, Trecdom2, and Darth Kermit
Somebody torched a Krispy-Kreme? Oh HELL no. There is no hole deep enough, there is no cell dark enough, there is no penalty that would exceed cruel and unusual for that offense against man and [insert deity of choice here].
**winks**
Here's a story from Denver in the late 70's. Someone robbed the Winchell's donut shop on Evans at Monaco around 2:30 in the morning. It should also be pointed out that donut shop happened to be the preferred hang out for many district 3 police officers. This occured at a time when very few armed robbery suspects were caught immediately after the fact.
We heard the robbery go out over the police radio. I looked at my partner and said, "That man just screwed up big time. He just robbed the cops favorite hangout and probably scared the crap out of Mary. (She was the pretty little counter girl that worked overnights in that shop.) He laughed and added, "If they catch him, we'll have to go pronounce the corpse."
Four minutes later they had the robber in custody. (No we did not have to go an pronounce him.) They caught him with the money in the Winchell's bag, the gun, and the colorful stocking mask.
Moral of the story, don't mess with the donut shop. The cops won't sleep until they have the people responsible.
NewTexas and Darth Kermit
***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****
WooHootie! Saturday Breakfast In Place time! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, all 2,298,723,000,000 of you in Texas.
For today's dining delight, we present Saturday Fajita and Egg Tacos [COVID-19 Week CCVIII Edition]! Start your day with this big beefy, juicy steak and egg taco! Genuine Texas Angus Beef is freshly butchered on-premises and is gently grilled in our Taco Town commissary grills to tender, succulent perfection. At the same time, delicious, super jumbo, organic, farm-fresh, brown eggs are scrambled just right by your NewTexas Abuelas with love. These two simple, expertly prepared ingredients are rolled in hot, fresh flour tortillas made on the premises last night just for you.
Today's Special Salsa is our go-to - Salsa Ranch - this is simply a 50-50 mix of Ranch Dressing and Salsa Roja, the Texas Gold Standard red salsa prepared with tomatoes, garlic, onions, jalapeńos, and a touch of cilantro. A sealed cup of Texas-made Longhorn Cheddar Jack cheese is also included for those who want a bit of cheese. The taco is hermetically sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. We are trying to keep it real, peeps. For your beverage accompaniment, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and a napkin. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®
Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well. Hang in there!
***** Texas Chat Reminder *****
The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, or 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.
The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php
Please register with your nation name. This is an excellent opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, debate, and talk about the weather, stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff, and more. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and discussing the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, VirtualTexans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome.
We have added a new feature to Texas Chat, Texas Movie Chat! Chat with Texans while watching a movie. Fun stuff! So far we have watched Halloween, Shootout at the OK Corral, Red, and recently a few new Star Trek series episodes. Want to watch something together?
Texas Chat, 989 weeks, and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 19¾ years! Check it out! Good stuff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucWxEE4HsU
Armed Forces salute by the US Army Band for Armed Forces Day
that is cool. like finding out the Space Force has it's own Anthem, it's okay but they missed a great opportunity to either choose these songs as their anthem. I like all of them
Song 1.) https://youtu.be/_D0ZQPqeJkk?si=2_oRPlwMAAsF8OHg
Song 2.) https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo?si=xelr188PAHz6S6tI this rendition by Commander Chris Hadfield
Song 3.) https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g?si=p587wuxlCkD2Isdz
Song 4.) https://youtu.be/pmQsrXLofMY?si=kH240HzIzArmSZ-J
I'll upvote your comment for the Scotty reference on its own. I did see that story, it is a bit suspicious. Although it sounds like they're more figure head than holding real power as they need the approval of the Supreme Leader.
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