The Federatyvna Respublika of Astroika is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.716 billion Astroikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaporizhzhia. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Astroikan economy, worth 77.6 trillion Hroshis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,225 Hroshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astroika's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Astroika is ranked 70,035^th in the world and 179^th in Vibonia for Safest, scoring 94.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.