The Holy Empire of OHIO THE EVIL is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by charlie chaplin with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.939 billion lands are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of land. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OHIO THE EVILian economy, worth 267 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,742 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, card collectors duel to the death, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-bitcoin charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OHIO THE EVIL's national animal is the rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

OHIO THE EVIL is ranked 181,431^st in the world and 421^st in Vibonia for Safest, scoring 54.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.