Population | 5.451 billion |
Capital | Xovatova |
Leader | Pilot Montelo II |
Faith | The Church of the Flying Dodo |
Currency | airline mile |
Animal | dodo bird |
The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.451 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,425 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.
Osheiga is ranked 49,015th in the world and 9th in Trading Cards for Most Patriotic, with 27.95 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
- : Osheiga approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn The Kop".
- : Osheiga agreed to construct embassies between Aerospace and The UMNS.
- : Osheiga lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Osheiga created a new poll in Trading Cards: "GIVEAWAY #42 | S3 Kiasu-ism".
- : Osheiga lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Osheiga agreed to construct embassies between Aerospace and Krushan Union of Dependencies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Card Cleaver and Enderstan9.