The Most Serene Republic of Southland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Andrew Mann with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.934 billion Southlanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southland City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southlander economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion Southland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,899 Southland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, rumor has it that Chancellor Andrew Mann has won three lotteries in a row, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chancellor Andrew Mann is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Southland's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Southland is ranked 73,389^th in the world and 3,940^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 19.11 flags saluted per person per day.