The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.771 billion Havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,450 trillion Verdethalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,186 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 2,288^th in the world and 8^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 94.53 flags saluted per person per day.