The Federal Republic of Yahlia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kjeila Pentrăscu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.213 billion Yahlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yahlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,536 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,435 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Yahlia's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Yahlia is ranked 58,726^th in the world and 383^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 23.96 flags saluted per person per day.