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The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Awesome Girlfriend's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Awesome Girlfriend is ranked 74,829^th in the world and 2^nd in The International Leftist Organization for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,246.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.