Population | 576 million |
Currency | Mora |
Animal | Cocogoat |
The Republic of -Cocogoat- is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The cynical population of 576 million Cocogoats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.
The a Cocogoat economy, worth 29.0 trillion Moras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,394 Moras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,832 per year while the poor average 9,248, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.
Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Cocogoat-'s national animal is the Cocogoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
-Cocogoat- is ranked 115,394th in the world and 11th in The Moon for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -Cocogoat- lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- : -Cocogoat-'s influence in The Moon rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : -Cocogoat- lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- : -Cocogoat- lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in -Cocogoat-, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.