The Sultanate of 2E2G is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 637 million 2E2Gians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deseretia. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish 2E2Gian economy, worth 17.6 trillion Sands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 27,698 Sands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, people are often woken up by rubbish music, 2E2G has designated Deseretia as its capital city, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2E2G's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

2E2G is ranked 125,003^rd in the world and 2,559^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,541.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.