The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.429 billion 7 Treesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 194 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,840 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 180,072^nd in the world and 3,301^st in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,601.83 Standard Monetary Units.