The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of 3rd level of hell is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The most damned with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.153 billion 3rd level of hellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orcus. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 3rd level of hellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 172,731 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3rd level of hell's national animal is the demon thrall, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3rd level of hell is ranked 97,657^th in the world and 22^nd in Deutschland for Most Patriotic, with 15.31 flags saluted per person per day.