Population | 25.086 billion |
Capital | Angband |
Leader | ⬞⬞⬞ |
Faith | 9002ism |
Currency | 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏 |
Animal | human |
The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.086 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,631 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 344,071 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,200,844 per year while the poor average 3,374, a ratio of 948 to 1.
⬞⬞⬞'s family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, golden statues of humans line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.
9003 is ranked 557th in the world and 15th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,451.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 9003 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, golden statues of humans line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, ⬞⬞⬞'s family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.